Little Red Riding Matt.

Matt is downstage right. Picks up his phone. Dials. 
Megan screams from offstage. 
John walks on from left wearing Megan's jacket and a wig to match her hair. He's got blood around his mouth. He answers the phone.

John
Hello?
Matt
Uh. Megan?
       John smiles. He fixes his wig. 
John
(in a horrible Megan impersonation)
Yes hello?
Matt
Are you busy or anything?
       John sits on the couch. Starts to pick his teeth.
John
Of course not mattykins, why do you ask?
Matt
Uh. I'm just bored over here. Do you think I can come over?
John
Of cooourse. That would be peeerfect.
Matt
Yeah okay. I'll see you soon.
John
Ciao!
     
        Matt hangs up. Crosses left and walks around the couch into Megan's house. While he's crossing, John is fixing his wig and wiping blood off his face. Doorbell rings. John sits down on the couch.

John
(horrible Megan impersonation) Come in!
        Matt walks in and sits next to John. Turns on the tv. Puts his arm around him. 
Matt
Hey.
       He looks at John's face and pulls his arm back.
Matt
Uh. Megan?
John
Yes?
Matt
What big ears you have..
John
The better to hear you with!
Matt
And what big eyes you have..
John
The better to see you with!
Matt
And what a blood stained face you have..
       John smiles. 
Matt
Huh.
       From behind the couch, out of view. Megan screams.
Megan
MMMAAAATTT.
       Matt and John look down at John's stomach. Matt puts his hand to his chin quizzically. He turns his head away. Thinking. 

Matt
Hmmm....
     
       John is about to lunge at Matt, his mouth wide open. Doorbell rings. Matt gets up just in time for John to miss. Matt gets the door. It's Caitlin. 
   
Caitlin
Hey you guys
       She looks at John dressed as Megan.
Caitlin
Hm. Whatcha doing?
Matt
Watching some tv.
Caitlin
Can I come in?
Matt
Sure.
       Matt sits next to John on the couch and puts his arm around him. Caitlin also sits down on the couch. 

Megan
(from behind couch)
CAITLIIIINNNN
       Caitlin looks around. 
Caitlin
Did you guys hear anything?
Matt
Nope.
John
Nope. (smile).
SCENE.

some kinks need to be worked out. But I think it can work.
-John.