Matt
Oh, they're here.
Matt opens the door.
Matt
Hey you guys!
John
Hey Matt (greetings.. bla bla)
Matt
Yeah, come on in.
Megan
We're just gonna start with a game or two before dinner.
Caitlin
Oh alright--
Matt
Yeah, have a seat.
John and Caitlin take the stageleft side of the couch.
John
What're we playing?
Matt
(proud and happy) Megan and I were thinking for this week.. Charades.
Caitlin
OOOOH I love charades.
Megan
Matthew's an expert.
John
What would the category be?
Megan
Matthew?
Matt
Guest's choice.
Caitlin
John.. movies.
John
Yeah, movies.
everyone happily agrees.
John
Who starts?
Matt
Guests first.
John
(to Caitlin) Ladies first.
Caitlin gets off the couch. Matt and Megan take the stageright side of the couch. Caitlin very simply acts out Star Wars. Matt guesses it within the first few gestures. John and Caitlin are surprised at his expertise. Megan's proud. Caitlin sits back down next to John.
Matt
Megan?
Megan smiles and gets off the couch. She then acts out the most gory and gruesome section of whatever horror movie she can think of. John and Caitlin are scared and a bit nauseous.
I don't know where it goes from here. The whole premise is, Megan acts out something really horribly gory and disgusting every time she goes up. She can even whisper to Matt before he goes up and he does The Human Centipede or something. Sooner or later, John and Caitlin try to one up Matt and Megan, so they act out something that ends with Megan vomiting behind the couch and Matt kicking them out.
THE END.
-John.
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